DAILY DOSE

Chuck Norris A Day

One Chuck Norris fact a day keeps mediocrity away.

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#1 — joke

It is against Islamic law to depict Mohammed. But no one has ever called Chuck Norris on ripping Mohammed's balls off. They're in the Smithsonian.

#2 — joke

Chuck Norris will kill Vicente Naverette

#3 — joke

Chuck Norris is who taught Pai Mei from Kill Bill.

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