Every joke we've ever sent, browsable by day.
July 13, 2026
Chuck Norris' hula hoop has four samurai blades attached. He only uses it in the moshpit.
July 12, 2026
It is against Islamic law to depict Mohammed. But no one has ever called Chuck Norris on ripping Mohammed's balls off. They're in the Smithsonian.
July 11, 2026
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, killed Kenny, and killed Mr. Boddy in the hall with a roundhouse kick.
July 10, 2026
A comet will erase the human race, the sciencists called the comet Chuck Norris.
July 9, 2026
Chuck Norris made 'journey ' stop believing.
July 8, 2026
a few years back, Chuck Norris went into the bissnuss of bottling, and selling his pis, we now know this product as redbull
July 7, 2026
What killed off the dinosaurs, go ask Chuck Norris.
July 6, 2026
Sotheby's once auctioned off 1/4 lb of Chuck Norris toenail clippings for $400,000.
July 5, 2026
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
July 4, 2026
CHUCK NORRIS'S BEARD IS NOT MADE OF HAIR, IT IS MADE OUT OF COPPER.
July 3, 2026
In the movie Alien 5 the Asswhoopin', movie goers were astonished to see a small Chuck Norris burst out of an alien and proceed to kick the crap out of him.
July 2, 2026
CHuck norris can pole vault with a garden hose.
July 1, 2026
When Chuck Norris has to lay low from the cops, his alias is Not Chuck Norris. He has photo ID and everything.
June 30, 2026
One day a man waves to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris got mad and roundhouse kicked him in the face today we know him know as the elephant man.
June 29, 2026
Chuck Norris was the first avenger.
June 28, 2026
Chuck Norris is all five Beatles.
June 27, 2026
Who let Chuck Norris out?Who,who,who?...ofcourse Chuck Norris!
June 26, 2026
Chuck Norris is a 75 year old red neck ginger who only did B-rated movies and has been memed dry already. The only real fact about him on here....
June 25, 2026
Someone once asked Chuck Norris "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" He answered the question by punching himself in the face
June 24, 2026
Chuck Norris DOES have an iron heart!!!!!!!