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Chuck Norris A Day — 2026-07-13

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#1joke

Chuck Norris' hula hoop has four samurai blades attached. He only uses it in the moshpit.

#2joke

Chuck Norris staged the moon landing in his back garden

#3joke

The 'Chuck Norris Defense' always holds up in court. Always.

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